{"id":5,"date":"2003-12-11T23:48:00","date_gmt":"2003-12-11T16:48:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/project-ile.net\/lulu\/blog\/?p=5"},"modified":"2003-12-11T23:48:00","modified_gmt":"2003-12-11T16:48:00","slug":"5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/project-ile.net\/lulu\/blog\/2003\/12\/11\/5\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I hate the way you talk to me<br \/>\n<br \/>And the way you cut your hair.<br \/>\n<br \/>I hate the way you drive my car.<br \/>\n<br \/>I hate it when you stare. <\/p>\n<p>I hate your big dumb combat boots<br \/>\n<br \/>And the way you read my mind.<br \/>\n<br \/>I hate you so much it makes me sick &#8211;<br \/>\n<br \/>It even makes me rhyme. <\/p>\n<p>I hate the way you&#8217;re always right.<br \/>\n<br \/>I hate it when you lie.<br \/>\n<br \/>I hate it when you make me laugh &#8211;<br \/>\n<br \/>Even worse when you make me cry. <\/p>\n<p>I hate it that you&#8217;re not around<br \/>\n<br \/>And the fact that you didn&#8217;t call.<br \/>\n<br \/>But mostly I hate the way<br \/>\n<br \/>I don&#8217;t hate you &#8212;<br \/>\n<br \/>Not even close, not even a little bit, not any at all <\/p>\n<p>&#8221; 10 Things I hate about you&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I hate the way you talk to me And the way you cut your hair. I hate the way you drive my car. I hate it when you stare. I hate your big dumb combat boots And the way you read my mind. I hate you so much it makes me sick &#8211; It even [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s3RSgi-5","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/project-ile.net\/lulu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/project-ile.net\/lulu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/project-ile.net\/lulu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/project-ile.net\/lulu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/project-ile.net\/lulu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/project-ile.net\/lulu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/project-ile.net\/lulu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/project-ile.net\/lulu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/project-ile.net\/lulu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}